a little bit excited

Ann Vandermeer rocks. Ninja rocks. Why, you ask. Because she bought my story "The Blank Card" to appear in Weird Tales. First pro sale. How excited am I?

Very. Obviously.

I don't know when it's coming out, but you can subscribe to Weird Tales for half-price at the moment so you could do that and eventually hermaphroditic pirate action will be yours. Whoop.